I'm Britney, bitch!
Yippee and welcome back Britter's!
It's official, today is the relaunch of Britney Spears, V3.0.
At the tender age of 27, (Happy B-day!), we have had the rare, and often times unwanted, intrusion of her personal struggles dumped into our TV viewing laps! During the span of a single year we've watched the warbling songbird go from sweet and sassy to cuckoo for cocoa nuts to dijonaisse, and become an auntie to boot!
No longer is she not a girl, not yet a woman...she's an institute!
Today is the international "Re-Love Britney Day"; catch her singing on Good Morning America, wish her a happy birthday by buying her new CD, "Circus", or donate an hour and a half of your busy schedule to really get to understanding her by viewing, "Britney- For the Record (sales)".
Share the love and help re-establish this emotional roller coaster onto the stability highway! Get on down with her on the "freeway of loving her...one more time!"
Admit it, you want to (oops)...do it again!
I love that lunatic.
ReplyDeleteBritney Spears is like, fair food. You want to not like it because you know it's bad for you but you secretly can't get enough.
ReplyDeleteOr... at least I can't.
I'm so happy Britney is back! :)
ReplyDeleteEM: Britney is my favorite mistake!
ReplyDeleteBrandy: shall we nickname her, "elephant ears" or "funnel cake"? or depeche ala mode?
daisy: me too...although the tabs are sayig "too much too soon"? like there could ever be such a thing!
Mrs. Lessinges commented last week, "man, Britney's publicist has been busy".
ReplyDeleteEg: at least it's mainly positive work this time around!
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