Tueday's Disney Rap

**hum along to "golddigger"**

They’ll break your heart when you’re in need
Yea they’re trifflin’ damsels indeed
Oh they are gold digga’s all over Disney
That digs on we

Now I ain’t saying Disney fronts for gold diggers
But they aint earning their keep workin’ with sharp scissors
Now I aint saying Disney pimps out gold diggers
But they aint earning their keep working with scissors
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down

Snow White the vixen
Met her wandering along
Carrying her heart in Louis Vuitton
Up under her arm
She asked the dwarves for a rock
She used her charms
End up in bed with Doc
I could tell by her charms and white arms
There was evil lurking but she was the one
The bad witch trying to see her
The mirror told me she was white like blow
Flaky like snow, banished from the castle she gots to go
Trouble followed where she go
7 dwarves just had to know
They shut the door and told her NO!

Now I aint saying Disney endorses a gold digger
But she ain’t working with no broke scissors
Now I ain’t saying Disney supports a gold digger
But she ain’t cleaning the place for visitors
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down


18 years, 18 years
Sleeping Beauty slept for over 18 years!
Another evil witch come and try to steal a king’s kid
This bitch Maleficent took what was his
You could see her on any given Sunday
Sleeping away Tuesdays thru Mondays
A prince was to come and wake her with a kiss
But the charming prince wasn’t down with this
Brokeback Mountain is where he missed
But Disney won’t discuss stuff like this
So Shrek filled in and blew a fat kiss
Now Sleeping Beauty is married bliss
If he aint no punk Shrek sez he wants Prenup!
Shrek wants prenup!
It something you need to have
Cause Princess Aurora might not give him half
She slept for over 18 years
And when she awoke all the castle was hers!
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down

Cinderella it’s been said was a gold digger with needs
Stuck cleaning pots, not paid enough for a weave
She can’t eat out, just smokes weed
She snuck out one, met a prince, then he leaves
But while she’s washin’ the princes catches a clue
Comes to wondering does her foot fit the shoe?
He sees that sparkle, that look in her eyes
This gold digger found her next prize
Damn that shoe! it’s the right size
For the rest of his years he works with burger and fries
But he stays right girl
But shoulda left her for a nice girl!
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down