Mark your calendars and open your checkbooks! It’s time for another fundraiser!
This year has already seen millions of dollars raised for relief and disaster aide, all very worthy causes, but there is still one cause that is overlooked…feeding the needy Hollywood Starlets!
Yes there is disaster all around the globe, but right here, in our own sunny LA backyard, we have a crisis going on! Famous and semi-famous women all over Hollywood are simply starving themselves to afford their Oscar gowns, Emmy outfits, or publicity photo-shoots. They need our help! Do you need that coffee and donut as much as they do? Can’t you afford to skip a meal and send your check for $5 to help them out? Actually, that $5 won’t even come close to paying for their valet service at the Ivy, but won’t you feel better knowing that you have donated to the cause?
Yes, most of these women have more money than god, but since they are too stupid to eat, shouldn’t we treat them with as much tender loving care as we would a child riding on the short bus? True, the shortest thing they will ever ride in is a stretch limo, but don’t hate them for the money they make, pity them for the ribs and bones they bare in those Dior gowns!!!
Can’t you spare $5,000 to $10,000 to ensure Calista gets a good meal at Spago?
All donators receive the used napkin and a publicity photo shot of whichever celebrity they sponsored eating the food item they paid for!!!!
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