Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Tuesday's with the Supernanny

Can this family be saved?

The children lost their real mother. The new step-monster is not well received by the children. The father is becoming stodgy and boring. The public are watching their every move. Rumors are flying about in-fighting and back-biting! Can Supernanny save this family? And no, it’s not the Royal Family (but they need help too)! It’s the McCartney’s!

The problems appear to reach back into the formative years when the kids (Stella, Mary and James) were still being raised by Linda. She ushered them along and always praised their work—even the crap Stella was putting out! Now, years later and Linda having passed, Paul has remarried, and his new wife, Heather Mills, who’s the same age as his children, sees none of the talent Linda used to heap on Stella, or the others. Did anyone notice that Stella did not have a part in the wedding, nor did she design any of the clothes?

After just 2 days with the family, SuperNanny Jo thinks she has a plan to get things “back to where they once belonged”. The next time Heather and Stella get into an argument, Heather must assert who’s head of the household and put Stella in the “naughty spot” until she behaves! Heather must also institute a firm discipline regiment for Mary and James when they go and hide her prosthetic leg! Heather must eliminate excuses for their bad behavior. Bedtimes must be in forced—no more all-nighters for those two! And if Stella wants play time, she’s got to finish eating all the food on her plate! It all comes down to Heather focusing on the finer details in the techniques she is using and keeping positive.

Now, as for the boring half-time show Mr. McCartney put on, there’s nothing the Supernanny can do about that.

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