With the ink barely dry from adopting their fourth child, Angelina and Brad have shocked their close family and friends by revealing, over the past weekend, their intentions to further add to their brood.
Not ones to do things commonly, Brad and Angelina have decided to step into the fray of the Anna Nicole train-wreck and adopt little Dannielynn from the Bahamian government and give this soap opera a conclusion. Of course they anticipate another round of legal maneuvers by Howard Stern to keep the identity of Dannielynn's daddy secret, further delaying his ability to go out and find a job...and come to think of it, if he is a lawyer, why doesn't he do his own work?
It seems Vergie was able to get Larry to secretly agree to let the Jolie-Pitt family adopt Dannielynn so long as they guarantee that there will no longer be any Anna Nicole coverage on Entertainment Tonight and that both Vergie and Larry remain guardians of the child; thus keeping Howard out of the family portrait and news media, just as soon as his lawsuits have dried up.
One might think that delving into the whole A-N fiasco would slow down Brangelina, or any sensible person, but they are pushing forward with one more addition; they also plan to adopt the Miss America pageant. Country Music Television doesn't want the show, NBC has passed on it, even Trump has said no, so Angelina decided she should take the show in. Now, what would seem like every man's fantasy actually has Brad nervous, given Angelina's past "ambiguous relationships"; while Angelina might be out with the girls, Brad would be stuck home babysitting the kids; while he's giving the kids pony rides, she's giving lap dances to the Misses!
Check back next week to see if there are any new additions to this "updated" Addam's family!
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