Blessed be Natalie Merchant for whom I butcher...
"they say I must be one of the wonders..." but let's stick to man's own creation and leave God out of it...and thus the "New" Seven Wonders were unveiled Saturday night; yes, on 07/07/07....a perfect wedding date for the millions of men who will now have no reason to forget their anniversary!

So after millions of votes, there are now a new group of seven wonders of the world; stuff like the Great Wall (I can build a wall), Petra, Pyramids, and statues all made the list...but I have a better list.

Here's my picks for true wonders, in no particular order(and easily debatable and changeable):

1. How to make authentic Thai coconut soup- I do something wrong every time!
2. The acting career of Nicolas Cage
3. The reunion of Van Halen (is it sponsored by Promises)?
4. Models marrying (not pretty) rock stars
5. W. Bush's second term
6. Pauly Shore
7. Soduko