Kid Rock helps perpetuate the fabled Waffle House chain restaurant’s reputation as “the low-rent roadside café featuring waffles” after being arrested early Monday morning, in Atlanta, after an altercation at the restaurant. Who better than Kid Rock (Rick Solomon maybe) to help reinforce a low-rent image? Perhaps Waffle House might want to sue for “The Kid” for defamation of character? Right now Gladys Knight is breathing a big sigh of relief (oops, a southern reference to her “Chicken and Waffles” joint in A-town) that her place closes early on Sundays!
Apparently, the fight broke out in the restaurant and then carried over into the parking lot after a customer insulted a groupie hanging with Mr. Rock. With neither Pamela Anderson nor Tommy Lee present, police were baffled at whom the “other party” might be. Initial reports, that spread faster than a California wildfire, indicated that the fight revolved around hash browns being requested “smothered”, but being served “covered and capped.” It was only later clarified that the fight was, in fact, over a woman hanging with the band and that the references to “smothered” “covered” and “capped’ were purely sexual in nature and recently performed on the bus on the way to the restaurant; it is not know if Paris or Britney were on the bus at that time.
Cementing the ringing endorsement of the restaurant, it appears Kid Rock did his best to salute the chain with his mug shot, appearing “scattered” “all the way.”
Apparently, the fight broke out in the restaurant and then carried over into the parking lot after a customer insulted a groupie hanging with Mr. Rock. With neither Pamela Anderson nor Tommy Lee present, police were baffled at whom the “other party” might be. Initial reports, that spread faster than a California wildfire, indicated that the fight revolved around hash browns being requested “smothered”, but being served “covered and capped.” It was only later clarified that the fight was, in fact, over a woman hanging with the band and that the references to “smothered” “covered” and “capped’ were purely sexual in nature and recently performed on the bus on the way to the restaurant; it is not know if Paris or Britney were on the bus at that time.
Cementing the ringing endorsement of the restaurant, it appears Kid Rock did his best to salute the chain with his mug shot, appearing “scattered” “all the way.”
5 comments:
well isn't he quite the looker.
that's a head of hair im not interested in.
As one of my friends noted, it appears he was observing the Atlanta water ban by opting not to wash...;-)
Apparently harking back to his "early morning stoned pimp" days circa 1996...
He's hot.
Dear lord. He looks like he's been run over by a truck. Why is he famous?
Airam...you make me laugh. Maybe you could work on that PhD by trying to get an answer to Brandy's question..why is he famous?...that's the real stumper!
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