You make the call. Is the picture:
a real life imagining of the ugly stepsister/barmaid in Shrek 3, a drunk Las Vegas groom's nightmare, Larry Craig at his wedding or a terrorist trying out "what it feels like for a girl?" No, that's not Keanu! It's a fleeing insurgent who's about to become very popular during the cell block tango!
Recently, Larry King officially "saw it all" when Dr. Jan Adams walked off of the "Larry King Live" set. "Hello? Larry, could you pick up the phone, line one, Vanity is calling and she won't hang up until you quit!" Just because he's old and tired doesn't make him an expert on everything and just because a tree fell in his forest, doesn't mean we all heard it. The real reason Dr. Adams walked off the show was because he heard that Oprah might be one of the callers; James Frey ring a scaredy cat bell to anyone?
Puerto Ricans are getting vicious when it comes to beauty pageants, spiking make-up and dousing a contestant's gown with pepper spray in order to cause her to break out and be forced to quit (almost sounds like just another day at Pageant Palace). Too bad; although the stuff caused hives, the contestant stayed in and won the damn competition, Drop Dead Gorgeously! Investigators plan to look into the crimes and expose the conspirators, who will then hopefully find employment doing the same work to the ET crew! See ya Mary Hart and Donnie Osmond!
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