Hi Diary:
I am so confused, what swimsuit looks good with a ankle monitor?
3000 feet is sooo much better than 98! I have to see the judge again today- guess someone isn't happy with my early release (I thought only women experienced that disappointment with bad lovers!). I don't get what all the fuss is about- look at George Michael, he's been caught lots and still doesn't have to do jail time! Wouldn't that be cool if we were ruled by England? Then I wouldn't need that ugly passport picture to visit Spain!
Ok, I must get ready for the judge- do i do my hair up or not? make-up or not?
I don't want to go back to prison, it all ready taught me a lot.. maybe I can be on "Dancing with the Stars" and perform the Cellblock Tango!
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