Wednesday, June 06, 2007

on my radar: rosie



Just when you thought it was safe to revisit the Rosie-less airwaves...

Did "The View" go off the air? It just seems like there's no news these days without Rosie being splashed (or splattered, according to your "view") somewhere across a headline. At least when she was yapping, I could stay somewhat abreast of the current events and conspiracy theories that were making news. Now I feel so isolated and uninformed; once again I ponder, did "The View" go off the air? Does Elizabeth have anything to spar about these days or is she on maternity leave already? Now, you might scoff at this, but think about it, Rosie had put "The View" back into mainstream media awareness- you were ALWAYS hearing about something, now, less than 2 weeks after her departure, it's as if it never existed at all. It's like mr. Trump waved his magic wand and said, "View be gone", and poof! It was (just like his "Apprentice" and "Ms. Universe" ratings).

What has supplanted real news and Rosie? Crazy-assed baseball managers!! Managers (adult men) who are kicking, screaming, throwing bases and crawling on their bellies all in the line of duty! Could you do this at your work place and get away with it? Not even the ladies of "The View" ever got this bad, once Starr left. Maybe Rosie's next career move should be as a baseball manager- she'd be a perfect fit! Watch out Mr. Torre!

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