A lesson before dying

When Anna Nicole Smith died, did a lawyer-angel earn it's wings, or is that an oxymoron?

Tho' she taught us little in life that we couldn't learn from The Pussycat Dolls or renting the movie "Showgirls", in death, Miss Smith is hopefully causing a few folks to revisit their wills and probate lawyers.... It's only fitting that her personal sycophant, Howard Stern, is planning an "over the top" funeral for the late Playboy Bunny; it might be the last time he gets to spend her money! Of course, since her death (was it only 3 weeks ago), the best words to describe the past few weeks are "circus-like atmosphere," an over the (big) top burial is seemingly appropriate, but must it happen that way? Apparently, there is no guarantee to death, or a burial, with dignity. Who knew?

So let this be a lesson to all before you die (and yes, it will happen at some point, unless you happen to get drawn into the Rapture ahead of "your time" and you merely vanish or you are a cockroach); clean up your messes, least we allow the courts to do it for us! Wait, isn't that part of the whole "gay marriage" argument?
As hard as it may be, you must videotape yourself railing against anyone who might try to lay a claim to your body, purchase burial plots for you and your kin, have a will, and for good financial measure, sleep with a billionaire whose money you will attempt to inherit and help pay for all your legal fees if none of the previously mentioned ideas secure your proper burial! Living ain't cheap, but it appears, dying ain't either!

As the sun sets in the Bahamas', may Miss A-NS rest in peace, but may she also slip off my radar!