Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Titillating


Move over "Red Bull," "Jolt," "Reload," and "Vault," America needs to make room for another energy drink in the beverage aisle and Hooter's is proud to provide it! Hooter's thinks, "Why stay confined to the old business model of beer and wings and jet service when we can expand our reach to include the growing needs of young Americans thirst for a boost?"


Think how crafty the designers can be when it comes to shaping the container! What a can't miss product! What nice cans! Why sell six-packs when you can market a full rack-pack! Although, it seems Hooter's stands at a distinct disadvantage, name recognition, when it comes to beverages; who thinks of an energy drink when looking at a Hooter's girl or vice-versa? Sure, Hooter's girls cause stimulation, but that's not quite what they are now trying to sell.


Why not just go straight to the source when looking for an energy boost and breasts, reach for a jug(s) of milk, nature's (and momma's) original milkshake...and that will bring the boys to your yard sale!

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