Hey you, drunk and throwing up all over yourself, what's that sexy and beguiling perfume you're wearing? Is that teen spirit or young adult angst? Despite the fact that you are a mess, appear not to be able to keep your balance, tend to disregard the wearing of panties, reek an awful lot like baby puke and nasty white rapper ass (akin to diaper rash?), I want to emulate you and your scent, can I smell like you?
I bet the Estee Lauder corporation wishes it could jump into a wormhole and go back in time a couple years and cash in their Britney lottery ticket before it turned into a bad egg!
Is this the scent you'd let your teen daughter wear? It's called "Curious" and look what it did to Britney! Don't be shocked if she drags K-Fed home with her then!
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