The Miss America pageant might be suffering from the Jan Brady complex, only this time, the uglier, news hog sister is getting all the press, "Tara! Tara! Tara!" Riddle me this pretty ladies from Oklahoma, "what do you do when ya throw a pageant and no one even knows it is on?" It's hard to find an audience when you are buried on cable-TVs CMT, better yet any press; especially when your sister, the Miss. USA, is garnering press everyday from Trump, Rosie, and AA, and the pageant is still months away! Some might cast a wary eye at the whole Miss USA debacle and question "ratings ploy?" From Donald Trump? Naw! He wouldn't, would he, throw a young drunk from Kentucky under the AA wheels just to get some ratings for a bad investment?
Despite the fact that Oklahoma has now taken the title two years running, if Miss America wants to stand a fighting and remain "America's first reality show", Lauren Nelson should claim that she was the coke dealer that supplied Tara Connor's with the stuff! Now that's a headline!
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