What hurts the most

Good Golly Miss Molly!

Thank god Jessica Simpson ain't a rocket scientist, or things could have been a whole lot worse when she and Nicky split. Seems them smart NASA types like to get down with abductions and pepper spray when it comes to fighting over a man. It's a relief to know that our "Mission to Mars" team is human and can suffer from the same symptoms Mary MacGregor did when she found herself "torn between two lovers and feeling like a fool". Notice she felt "like a fool", not all "burning, irritated, tearing and pain in the eyes" type of love. I guess Mary didn't know about pepper spray back then-love was so much mellower in the 70's! It's good to note that that space shuttle captain must sure have some strong rocket boosters to be handling two astronaut women at once!

Now back to Miss Jessica. She has stated that, "what hurt the most" after SHE dumped Nicky, "was how quickly he started to date someone else." Nothing is fair in love and war my sweet nothing, and all bets are off for sympathy points when 'tis the one who dumped the milk who now cries over the mess!

Was there any subtle message to be read into her Superbowl "Pizza Hut" commercial, the one where she said her first true love was "cheesy-filled pizza crust?" Wasn't her last true love also cheesy-filled?

I think what hurts the most is biting into the cheese and getting burnt by it!