The aggressive tactics of "nazi-razzis"is making it harder and harder to keep secrets from the press these days (unless you are trying to promote your Cartoon Network with edgy marketing strategies- then no one knows till it's too late), which makes it all the more fascinating to learn about how one "public figure" (pun intended) kept her lesbian relationship under wraps until recently.
Tyra Banks announced that she quietly eloped with her girlfriend while on a visit to a Massachusetts bakery last month. The press release has taken many fans by surprise considering she hadn't been linked to anyone person, better yet a woman, in quite some time. And, known for the stunts she airs on her self-titled talk show, loyal viewers are wondering why she didn't just get hitched on her show (apparently, it wouldn't have been legal)?
How did this development go unnoticed? Did her weight gain blind us to her bling?Over the past few weeks, a higher level of scrutiny has been placed on Ms. Banks hips and thighs, especially after photos of a "more than size 4" Tyra in a swimsuit made the Internet rounds. Well now it all makes sense! A happily married woman, just like a man, is likely to gain weight as she celebrates her new found love and devotion to one another with food and drink (unless the couple happens to be gay males)!
Close friends fear this is a relationship without much legs; given Tyra's propensity for snacking at night, "Little Debbie" might not last it past the foreplay.
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