Somewhere between learning how to SMS somebody (what does that stand for?) and re-uploading lost music from my i-pod, I must have missed a new hybrid of speed-dating etiquette that requires the two parties attempting to hit it off to announce when the dating doesn't work. Phew! Follow all that? Dating is hard work! See, it appears that Britney has announced that she has "split" from one of the guys she been photographed with a couple times (that's about all the acknowledgement he deserves). How exactly do you "split" from a 3-day dating bender? Shower and go home with each agreeing to drive home in their own cars? Do they split the final check? Do any incurred debts and gifts get split, like phone numbers on napkins and hotel bills? Does Britney have a "pre-date" agreement (she won't wear panties if you don't shave?)? What is the proper amount of time to "see" someone to then require an announcement that you are no longer seeing that someone? Making it onto 4 tabloid news covers? Be seen once wearing ugly matching clothes? Gosh, how will Brit's kids do losing their new papa?
Ah, Hollywood kids these days, it makes me yearn for the simpler times of a drunk Drew Barrymore and pothead Adam Rich.
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