Ever find yourself scratching your head, wondering what to give that certain special someone who cheats at everything? You know you can't give them anything too fancy, or they will just go and hawk it, but you still want to give the gift that says, "yeah, we know and we're telling the world".
Here's the gift for: Tonya Harding, Charlie Sheen, Floyd Landis, Richard Nixon, Barry Bonds, FSU football team, and Anna Kornikova, just to name a few. Okay, you got me on Anna, bless her pretty little tennis charm-bracelet, she didn't ever win a damn thing (but sponsorships and Enrique), If only she knew how to cheat like Sharapova or Henin-Hardienne! Buy these now, or forever regret your procrastination (unless you steal one from someone)!
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