What happens when tradition binds you to pay for something you don't support, like say, the guy your daughter wants to marry? How about expressing your thoughts through a theme wedding? Inspired by the book and ripped from the movie, "Carrie, The Wedding".
What guest won't know your true feeling when this delicious cake is brought out for the ceremonial cutting? You can just stand back and smile, in that Piper Laurie way that says, "yes she's crazy, and I know he's a devil spawn, but what can you do, shoot knives at them?"
And if your point is somehow lost in their marital bliss, want not, for you can also send them "dirty pillows" for their wedding gift!
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