Fumble!

Safe-sex is so declasse these days.

What's the harm when frisky critters decide to do an assault on the birds and the bees and throw all caution (and protection) to the wind when getting down and doing the nasty? It's like sexually transmitted diseases and Dannielynn never happened! If you're gonna play, be prepared to pay the toll.

I'm befuddled by the fact that both Tom Brady and Matt Leinart are in the throws of impending fatherhood by chicks that aren't their wives. I'm not old-fashion, I know sex happens, and children are born everyday out of wedlock, but professional athletes have got to realize they have a target on their back that screams "BABY'S DADDY AND SECURITY FOR LIFE!" to any woman who can bed them. Why aren't theses boys, know for dressing up in uniforms every weekend, not dressing up the most important member of their team? Disregarding the risk of disease transmission (which is really nothing to scoff at in-and-of itself), going in unprotected is an easy way to paternity bli$$- you'd think it would be common sense to wear a condom, especially to Mr. Leinart who just finished playing college football at school whose mascot is a Trojan!