Alas, Mother Nature has stepped up her vigilance in taking care of the planet.
If Disney won't quit putting out those darn "Herbie, the Love Bug" movies, damn it, then she will! Of course, Lindsay Lohan was nowhere near the vehicle at the time of the accident (I guess that twelve steps program really has made the streets safer with her off them or was this park job what got her to rehab?), much to that fat walrus (aka Brandon Davis) that Paris hangs out with's chagrin.
So what can be learned from this? Cars don't kill trees, trees kill cars? Don't park on tree-lined streets? Always valet? I'd say, vote for Al Gore and don't piss off 'Mo Nature!
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I told the trees what to do and thankfully they obeyed my commands.
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