Monday, January 29, 2007

They shoot horses, don't they?


"Recording Artist and Grammy Award winner Mariah Carey was put down today after complications from her gruesome breakdown last year after the Grammy ceremony, ending a multi-year ordeal that prompted millions of fans to endure high-pitched wails and crappy movie appearances from the once well-regarded diva. The fans just reached a point where it was going to be too difficult for them to bear witness to her next publicity stumble (Playboy magazine) without pain, anguish and needless suffering. Although the action comes a few years too late to some ex-Carey fans (who felt that the music video of her fighting herself was a new low point) at least they know now that they can rest in peace and that Mariah won't have to deal with the whole "Jenny Craig, Trimspa, and happy being as large as Aretha Franklin" stages of her life.


The news did come as a shock to fans who believed that "Mimi" was on top of her game and "back"...well, that's what many thought about Barbaro, too.


So, to both those horses, a fond adieu!
We will not forget about you,
Especially when scrap booking and reach for the "Elmer's Glue."

2 comments:

Kathy Podgers said...

I like your cheek!

EF said...
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