Guns-N-Roses forces Nebraska to rewrite their safe-haven laws.
With Guns-N-Roses finally releasing their 14 years in the making "Chinese Democracy" CD/album/8track, state legislators in Nebraska moved swiftly to change a controversial safe-haven law by restricting the age under which unwanted
"This is a case where moving swiftly has most-likely kept us from having to house millions of unwanted CD's", said one unnamed critic who has heard the CD and wished he hadn't. "We can't take away the harm from those exposed to this, but we can hope to stem the damage by not allowing it in the first place! And who would want to be responsible for Axl Rose anyhow?"
Another person said that the G-N-R CD should help pave the way for abortion-rights activists in the future, "As if The Spaghetti Incident wasn't bad enough, talk about something that should have been aborted a long time ago... well, this and Paula Abdul and MC Scat Kat collaborations!"
3 comments:
LOL!! Yeah, I kind of feel the same way about a Guns N Roses album being released.
And what is up with Nebraska? Great idea. The other 49 states are laughing at you. :)
I take two steps forward and you two steps back. We come together because opposites attract....
Dave: we share the pain! Nebraska did it solely to help take Mississippi out of the spotlight for being laughed at...
Egan: straight up baby!
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