All apologies to the lovely and talented Deborah Cox…(although no outright apologies have come from Jennifer Wilbanks)…here’s my rendering of “Nobody’s Supposed to be Here”…..
“She spent half her life
On a search to find,
14 friends who will to commit to wearing burgundy
Who’ll all lend in on her day of need,
But when they turned around,
She’s nowhere to be found
John’s heart got broke
Oh it hurt so bad
It’s sad to say cold feet win again
Jennifer had placed her ass on a greyhound bus
To take some time to think about all the fuss
And John turned around she wasn’t standing there.
How did she get there? The wedding supposed to be here!
She trying psychotherapy for the first time
Good fashion sense says, “NO NO”
Nobody wears a blanket on their hair
But dad came along and took her back home…
“I was abducted! It’s true!”
But if only she knew
How many people searched the woods through
To come up with some hair, but nary a clue
Now she admits she lied
Duluth debates if she should be tried
She took a bus to Las Vegas to spread her wings
Impending weddings make you do some crazy things
So they placed the wedding ceremony on delay
To take some time to take care of her
But when she turned around the DA is still standing there
How did she get there? The wedding supposed to be here!
She trying psychotherapy for the first time
Good fashion sense says, “NO NO”
Nobody wears a blanket on their hair
But dad came along and took her back home…
Next week we put together the ultimate “Runaway’s Bride’s Guide to the Alter and Beyond…..” Always pack something that will look good on your head if you need to hide it later….like a simple veil, or train….not grandma’s 45 year old afghan!” and don’t forget “Teddy Ruxtpin” for the flight home!
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