Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Tuesday's with Forever Your Girl

Maybe she should have just kept to blowing kisses in the wind and stayed seated behind the judge’s table.
Sure, it’s advice that in hindsight makes perfect sense, but when opposites attract, it’s hard to talk sense to anyone!
Now all she has on her hands is a cold-hearted snake trying to sell a book. If she would have just looked him in the eyes she would have realized his love was not for real!
So, here’s the conundrum, Ms. Paula “robbing the crunk cradle” Abdul might have compromised herself with more than just the way that she loved one contestant; what if the show’s integrity (oxymoron?) has been compromised? There are folks out there (mainly the losers who didn’t make the finals) calling for her dismissal! What would we (America) do to replace her? And with whom? Could they hold an American Idol-esque competition to select a new judge? Would a casting couch be involved (again)?

Interesting question: Who would replace her? Who needs a job these days? What has been celebrity needs a chance to wash ashore on Comeback Island?
Kathy Lee-Gifford?, Tara Reid?, Cojo?, Whitney fresh from rehab?, One of the Cardinals that didn’t win Pope?, Hey, what about Jennifer Wilkins? I guess I would have to cast my vote for William Hung.

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