Monday, February 05, 2007

Dad of the Year



It's pretty earlier in the year to be giving out awards , unless they account for last years performances, but this might be a tough one to beat, of course, it is just February so I may have to renege on this later.
After years of living in obscurity, and never really overcoming the movie "So Fine" (who could?), Ryan O'Neal jumps back into the headlines with assault charges. First, while dressed as Chewbacca, he attacked unsuspecting (when are they really suspecting to be assaulted?) tourists on Hollywood Blvd.. failing to procure anything but an arrest, bad publicity and a shitty photo,O'Neal was taken to a police station where he was booked, and then released. Sadly, the police failed to remove all weapons from him. They might have taken any guns and sling-shots he had on him, but the LAPD failed to notice the light saber, which he turned on his son later that same weekend. It's nice to know Ryan has changed his habits, from beating women to now just taking it out on his children. Ryan O'Neal was arrested and accused of assault with a deadly weapon (obviously the light saber), against his adult son, Griffin.


Perhaps an anger management class (and new agent) might be in the works?

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