There were sooo many good rumors- and a heck of a lot of other options that would have lead to GREAT television moments: one rumor had it that Anna was pregger's with her dead oilman's baby...wouldn't that have been a crafty way to keep the inheritance alive! A couple of fools claims for attention put either OJ or Zsa Zsa "Prince hubby" at the crime scene and screaming for paternity, but in the end, devout youngster Larry Birkhead goes the distance and wins the "baby daddy" title. He does realize who the kids grandmother will always be, right? My favorite rumor was the one that had Anna's dead son as the father and that the birth of the daughter drove the son to depression (having to share momma's love with a his daughter/sister) and Howard was the hero who was trying to protect the family from its incestuous ways. Stern the hero in this updated Oedipus tragedy!
The way things have been going these past few weeks, I wouldn't have been surprised if Sanjaya was named the papa...
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