Dear Brooke,
No, you don't know best!
You show about as much common sense as Joan Rivers does selecting a monologue for a group of Girl Scouts; how many times is just the right amount of times to call the girls "a bunch of whores?" Someone won't get any Thin Mint offers next year!
Ok, Brooke, compared to who, your family? Wow, I guess you might win that argument, but that's almost a Pyrrhic victory! That's like claiming you're the "smartester person" riding a short bus (or in the Bush clan), or the brightest PussyCat Doll.
You and Ali Lohan have got the luck of being "the talent" (I blush just typing those words) in your family- yippee! Now how much will that make you outside of a stripper bar in Vegas? You staying out of jail makes you the Hogan that knows best, but fraudulent claims against Daddie could put you in the slammer, along with your brother; false accusations, where'd you learn that trick, Denise Richards? Golly, your family might rack up more jail time then the Gotti's; who knows best?
What you've demonstrated in your infamous quotes (knocking women's progress back at least 30 years) and on your show is that you have the insight of a two-year old fortune cookie and are about as inspiring as a Heidi-Spencer music video. Even the Brett Favre fiasco is more stimulating than you (and boy is THAT old already). Hopped up on Sugar Smacks and parading around on a show that is as "uncensored reality" as the Chinese Internet and claiming you know best just simply doesn't become you. Lets be clear: knowing best means you don't tell your father where you are going, why you are going, and what hotel you are staying at when it comes to celebrating Spring Break (not like you are in school...)
I think Brett Michaels, Shari Sheppard, infact even The Girls Next Door (including Kendra) know better than you!
Sincerely,
Bo "knows" Jackson
5 comments:
What did she do now?? I can't tell...but I"m sure it's stupid. Just like everything else she does.
The title of this post has me giggling. And the fact that you think Kendra knows better. That's really sad.
And ahhh...Brett Michaels. Do you think there will be a Rock of Love 3? Damn, I hope so!
She can't even get wearing assless chaps right!!
Hey SM: Nothing so new to note on the BH front, I just got trapped at the gym watching her "reality" on the tv- they should use this in Guantanamo bay for torture! I think now that BM has a new cd out, he'll stop doing reality and let rick Springfield take a shot at Jessie's Girl, again.
Princess: thanks for noticing! I saw that pic and thought, "gawd how awful!"
At least they don't show soap operas at your gym like they do mine. Nothing like watching Days of Our Lives after a nice swim.
oh, dear BROOKE, not brookem. got it.
i havent seen the show?
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