It's a big day in the book publishing world. Harry Potter won't be out for 6 more months, but Amber "he's gone fry for his lies" Frey's tell-all is now available, "Murder, She Wrote." Just joking! The real book name is very witty and inventive title, "Witness for the Prosecution of Scott Peterson." Ooh! ooh! Who could it be? Their dog who finally broke down and admitted he saw Scott do it?
Chapter headings read like B-movie titles or conversations held during sorority rush. Two examples are: "Isn't that a little twisted, Scott?" and "Oh My God! Laci's baby is due on my birthday!" What, was Amber going to get the baby and herself matching outfits to wear?
In the book, Amber reveals to us some of her deepest thoughts and helps shed light or her inquisitive nature (in which she comes across sounding like Paris Hilton or a Penthouse forum letter); she admits she still thinks about him!!! Wow! Crazy! I can't believe it!!! She also wonders, "...if sometimes he thinks about me?" Wake up Amber! You pretty much got him sentenced to death-- of course he thinks about you...it just probably isn't the way you hope!
Intrigued? If your year is off to a slow start pick up this sure to be best-seller! Remember, all profits will help pay for Amber's escort services. Can you imagine she will ever blind date again?
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