As traditional as uneaten fruitcake and bad Christmas sweaters, it is once again time to whip up your hair in a Sanjaya kinda way, strike up the choir (go team LaBelle!) and sing out loud, this year to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"...
Jamie Lynn got knocked up by her boyfriend
Playing doctor late one Friday eve
Momma Spears may say she's a great parent
But Disney and Nickelodeon don't believe!
She'd been drinking too many Frappachino's
She should have just said "No!"
And she didn't use protection
Now a baby bump is starting to show
When she confessed the other morning
Ah, the media did attack
So much pushing and shoving for a photo
Auntie Britney growled, "Y'all get the "effe" back!
Jamie Lynn got knocked up by her boyfriend
Playing doctor late one Friday eve
Momma Spears may say she's a great parent
But Disney and Nickelodeon don't believe!
Now were all proud of the paternal grandparents
Admitting the news has left them less than thrilled
They just shook their heads and wondered
Where were the condoms and the pill?
It's no surprise about the baby
"Zoey 101" is about to fade to black
And you just can't help but wonder
Can anything ever get the Spears clan back on track?
Jamie Lynn got knocked up by her boyfriend
Playing doctor late one Friday eve
Momma Spears may say she's a great parent
But Disney and Nickelodeon don't believe!
Now the bun is in the oven
Only 6 more months to go
And the gossips begin to wonder
Is there any lower this family can go?
Nickelodeon warned its friends and neighbors
Better talk to your kids
They should never use the Spears as role models
Or they'll be singing, "dang y'all, oops, look what i done did!"
Jamie Lynn got knocked up by her boyfriend
Playing doctor late one Friday eve
Momma Spears may say she's a great parent
But Disney and Nickelodeon don't believe!
2 comments:
Haha, you're great with these little jingles!
I think Weird Al is in my family tree...:-) Egan got his hair.
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