Cartoon's and children's stories were thrust into the limelight today when Stewie from the "Family Guy" was caught in the act with 2 of the "old woman who lived in the shoe's" daughters and Old Mother Hubbard's dog leash, in the pantry room, naked and singing "Gimme More."
As expected in most cartoon crimes, the details coming in are a bit sketchy.
A source close to the investigation, who would not go on record with his identity, has told police that although Stewie has had past problems with booze, he has had no prior documented sexual activity and commented, "I think his fingers are just too small to unpin his diapers to really get anything going." Police are still searching for a motive and plan to interview his former baby sitter, Britney Spears, as soon as she gets out of her own court hearing.
In somewhat related news, Ms. Spears has filed a police report charging that someone stole her three Aqua Dot necklaces when she baby sat the other night. There are no current leads.
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