on my radar: curses!

Hocus Smocus
Let's bring this rumor into focus! 'Dancing' Curse Strikes!

The latest, in a string of recent tragedies, has struck the "Dancing with the Stars" family. Once again it's the Osmond's taking the fall...(every pun intended); sadly, Marie's pops passed away. This comes on the heels of her collapse, Jane Seymoure's mother passing away, Jennifer Lopez having to go bedside for a family member and Gloria Estefan scrapping plans to be on the show for an ailing mother. So everybody is talking about there being a curse for those appearing on the show. Duh! No shit Sherlock! Of course there's a curse, they are on "DWTS" for crying out loud! If they weren't cursed their careers would have kept them as far away from the show as possible! DUH!

You want to talk curses, lets talk about the clothes they make them wear...Real curses, in my humble opinion, are more like: Harry Potter to Voldemort; that's some heavy cursing going on (with a hex or two to boot!)! Hang around a ship full of sailors- you'll hear curses galore.
You want a real curse, be born to Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards- that's some serious bad mojo and a life of therapy! Or Heidi marrying Spencer! As for "Dancing with the (falling)Stars", the current cast might cry"cursed" because: the Peach Pit shut down, depression struck, Dr Quinn quit doing house calls, Ginger called it quits (for a few years) or a flat tire ruined a race. Not one of these mishaps achieve a real cursed standard!

What viewers will be faced with shortly is the worst of all curses, a "Dancing" spin-off show!
They shoot spin-offs, don't they?