Anyone who watched the news today was reminded of the dreadful act that was committed on our country's soil 48 hours ago. Yes, it has been 48 hours since the Britney bomb went off, and General Petraeus couldn't be happier. Didn't Hilary Clinton say the Republicans would benefit from another bombing? She was right! While some news was dedicated to the Iraq report presented to Congress by Gen. Petraeus, a good portion of the news was still focusing on the aftermath of the debacle known as Ms. Spears.
Who to blame? The comedienne Sarah Silverman was the first target. Rep's claim Britter was so upset about the comedy act that was to go on after her, poking fun at her children, that Britney couldn't perform (boy that was obvious- even to Stevie Wonder!). Hmm, seeing how Sarah said no one knew her material prior to her delivery, I'd have to strike that one off the list. And we know Britney ain't a psychic or she never would have: left JT, had a 24 hour quickie marriage, starred in Crossroads, met KFed, 2 kids, party with Paris, shave her head or wear Lohan's stripper outfit to the VMA's), so she couldn't have known the material ahead of time.
Next best guess: a government conspiracy to distract us from the real news; a failing war report. I think it worked! My only damning proof is the eerily similar timing of another catastrophic bombing 6 years ago, the release of Mariah's "Glitter" CD. That bomb hit hard on Sept. 11th 2001, and 6 years later, we all still talk about where we were when that bomb was dropped.
Can someone open an X-File on this? Mulder? Scully?
3 comments:
Who is Britney? Is this the new story that won't die? Anna Nicole is almost out of the headlines now.
That crazy Chris Crocker is the "real" "news" these days!
I hope that guy is never interviewed on tv again. Wow is he ever annoying.
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