Tuesday, September 25, 2007

on my radar: OJ

So I just didn't have the time to skip work and stand in-line for the new Halo 3 release, and I wasn't sure if it was really woth $60 bucks, so I made a game up instead, let's play "Where in the world is OJ's stolen shit?" Winners get the chance to steal OJ's Heisman trophy hidden somewhere in the world with Carmen SanDiego.
As a gamer you journey across America, flying from sunny Florida to Las Vegas, earning points by signing autograph's and not getting caught dumping bloody knives in the airplane bathroom. The more autographs you sign, the less guilty you feel. Earn more points upon your arrival to Las Vegas by locating a wedding party that consists of men carrying weapons who are willing to bust into a hotel room. Loss of points if one of the men is Kato Kaelin. Wearing any type of gloves, other than Isotoner's, or Bruno Magli shoes instantly lands you in court; lose freedom for a week. Rent from Hertz gains you points and speeds you through the check-out line. Successfully keep money hidden from the Goldman family buys you a lavish home in Florida. Write a tell-all book and lose all points. Continue to look for killer and stolen memorabilia on golf courses around the globe- end up wealthy and a free man. Get busted for acting like Walker Texas Ranger-priceless and lose your freedom- game over.

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