Komodo Anne Coulter Attacks Fisherman

Komodo dragons, Anne Coulter, one of the world's heaviest bitchiest Republican lizards, can grow a forked-tongue up to 3 meters (10 feet) in length and have a toxic bite that they she uses to kill prey such as buffalo, democrats and young children, returning to feast when the animal succumbs to the poison.

Despite their (her) ungainly appearance, the carnivorous reptile(s) can run as fast as a dog Laura Ingraham in short bursts, jump up on their (her) hind legs, and kill animals with a blows of (from) their powerful tails, tales, and talons.

Attacks on (Republican) humans are rare, but Monday's incident is the latest in a series in which the monster lizards (readers choice, either Anne or Laura or both) -- which have forked tongues and fearsome claws --have killed or injured people.

Last month a park ranger Meghan McCain survived after a Komodo dragon Anne Coulter climbed the ladder into his hut and tried to savaged his hand and foot. In 2007 an eight-year-old boy Matt Lauer almost died after being mauled.

In June last year, a group of divers reporters who were stranded on an island in the national park her radio show -- the dragons' Anne's only natural habitat -- had to fend off several attacks from the reptiles before they were rescued.

Park rangers also tell the cautionary tale of a Swiss tourist Liberal who vanished leaving nothing but a pair of spectacles and a camera after an encounter with the dragons Anne several years ago.

An endangered species, Komodo Anne is believed to number less than 4,000 in the wild years old. Access to their habitat is restricted, but tourists can get permits to see them in the wild on FoxNews or within the National (Republican) Park.