Boo Hoo!!!
I'm going back to jail, to jail, I'm going back to jail...heigh-ho!
This is a travesty of justice! I have been yank around more in the last 24-hours than Rick's penis was during our entire porn video!
Please friends and hired help, if you believe in me, clap your hands! Save me and Tinkerbell! And to all you bitches who wrote to complain about my reassignment, may you stay dirt poor and in Motel 6's! I bet 3 of the emails were from Britney and her kids!
Nicole, if you are reading this, run for the Canadian, Spanish or Mexican border while you can still escape! Okay, that was pretty funny- even in my emotional state....Nicole running ANYWHERE aint gonna happen...drive fast (but don't get caught or drive the wrong way)...I recommend a white Ford Bronco to getaway in!
I'm spent, no more writing for now!
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