"tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies, tell me lies..."
There is no Santa! I have fought long and hard to believe, but I am throwing in the towel on the mythology of Father Christmas this year!
Once again my few wishes were unanswered (screw you Garth Brooks!)!
All I asked for were four simple gifts:
1. Patience to deal with all these stupid holiday shoppers
2. ESP
3. A high tolerance for alcohol and drunk friends
4. A vodka tonic with a lime
Yep. Only one showed up and that was a day late. And trust me, Santa didn't pour the puppy I was handed! That's what bartender friends are for!
Since I did not get ESP, all my "late" gifts to friends are comprised of 2 liter Diet Cokes, McDonald's gift certificates, Burger King cologne and BBQ cornnuts. It's the thought that counts, right?
Exactly!
A critical note: had the vodka tonic showed up earlier in the week, and then I was granted gift number three, gifts one and two would have easily fallen into line...but no Virgina, there was no VT until the day after Christmas!
6 comments:
I'd sacrifice ESP for some McDonald's gift certificates.
Rachel: Howdy! I think I'm with you- I'd rather have the sweet bliss of ignorance into what others are thinking and settle for cheeseburger and fries!
Where are my presents?
The Burger King cologne had me so curious I went to the website, and seriously? It was intense. The music they play is worth the trip alone.
Eg: In the mail..I heard Tristan got one of his packages, so...
Brandy: Supposedly the cologne sold out in areas around NYC...I wonder if the Whopper beats the Big Mac there, too?
vodka tonics... mmm. mine with cranberry, please.
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