Thursday, January 08, 2009

The Lady is a Tramp



Hmmm...
Perhaps I need to be more specific?

The Pussycat Dolls? na na na na
MaDonna?
Britney?
X-tina?
Taylor Swift? (gracious! did I call her out or what?)

All are quite good guesses, but the queen of the heap, top of the pops, tranny mess numero uno is no other than, The Lady GaGa, or shall I say, since all we hear is...Radio GaGa?

Yep! Like a thief in the night, stealing from the "House of Knowles", Miss GaGa has taken over the #1 song in America, (RuPaul bless each and every drag-queen!) from the "Leotarded One"- apparently America has voted, and all the single ladies opted to put a ring on "Just Dance".

Yes that infectious little ditty is all over everything, approximately a year after it was released, but who is keeping track, beside Madonna and X-tina, who must be crying into their penniless coffers, wondering how "Just Dance" did what theirs songs couldn't (ancient Chinese secret, huh?).

But given the smorg-ass-borg of singles Solange's sister is still serving up ("Diva", "Halo", "If I were...", "Single Ladies"), you can believe it won't be long before Beyonce has herself back at the head of the buffet line...
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh

4 comments:

SM said...

Ah...so that's who sings that damn song. Wasn't she on dancing with the stars a few seasons back? I couldn't figure out why she was there.

Rachel said...

Single Ladies and Just Dance? I think my brain just exploded.

Essentially Me said...

She's just bluffin with her muffin.

EF said...

SM: Yes she was. she has been pushing this song fo so long- paid off!

Rachel: oh no! clean up on the dancefloor! Don't ruin your shos!

EM: I'm struggling- can't seem to read your Poker Face! Fabulous reference!