Make no mistake, the loss of a child is a horrible thing (the failure to report one missing for 10 years is a whole other post!), but the unseemly task of parents having to defend the child's death must be tantamount to re-living both Bush presidency's, back-to-back, or worse, paying full price to watch "7 Pounds!"
Given the circus ("all eyes on me, in the center of the ring, just like a...") that the Travolta's have found themselves in the middle of,
Can't you just imagine the inner circle of the Scientologists when the Batphone started ringing...
"...crisis at the highest level; death of a member, what do we do?"
L. Ron (bitch, you know he's alive, that the huge secret! L. Ron did what Disney only dreamed of and then he hogged the recipe!) starts to scroll through the membership Rolodex to see who should be deployed...
"Cruise? No, still in recovery mode"
"Kristie Alley? Too fat for real PR"
"Will Smith? Not publicly a member"
"Presley?" um....well, OK, send out a message from Elvis. What, they don't know yet? Okay then, make it Lisa Marie"
John to L. Ron, "...you chose Lisa Marie? even over Dharma to support us publicly? Wow, this isn't going to gain any sympathy. She married Michael, who sees her as credible? Oh, she has a new album to push next month...oh, OK."
"Can we at least schedule an interview with John Edwards to talk to Jett to prove we didn't do anything wrong?"
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It's very sad - when children die there's always a push to find someone to blame and because the Travolta's are famous and part of a weird cult...I mean religion it's even more so. I understand it on some level, but it sucks.
Ha...and yeah - Elvis is totally still alive. I have always believed that (I'm sorry, but the whole second floor of Graceland is blocked off to the public? Because Elvis still lives up there, yo!) And I'm betting so is L. Ron.
Oh, and what's your email? I used to have it but don't anymore. I was going to send you an invite to my private blog. You can respond to this comment (my email should be visible)
SM- If my peeps are correct, they, Elvis and L Ron., are preparing their comeback on a VH-1 special, called, Hotel Scientology and the hound dog"...or something like that.
Yeah, I'm in shock that people want to link even the most horrific tragedies of someone's life to scientology. As it is all that sums them up...
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