Wednesday, January 31, 2007

How to bomb without really trying


Step aside Jack Bauer, terrorism has new hero and it's no one currently on "Heroes"; it's the Boston Police! Back off CTU, this threat won't be seen on any broadcast channel, it has "made for cable-TV" written all over it (Cartoon Network specifically)! Boston upped their forces and eradicated all the evil that Mojo Jojo and the other enemies of Townsville threw at them today! So, maybe the "evil devices" were just a few electronic light boards, but who's to say that they didn't flash negative images, like "don't watch Spongebob?"

Better yet, who could have guessed that a marketing promo for "Adult Swim" would end up shutting down bridges and tunnels around Boston today? I don't think Ted did! Where are the Power Puff Girls, and a good PR person, when you need to do some explaining, quickly? I bet if Scooby was on the scene this never would have happened!


If we are lucky, as a form of apology, Turner Broadcasting will keep Nancy Grace off the air for a week! We can only hope...

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