Thursday, January 18, 2007

Tick-tock


Condi checks her doomsday watch and decides now is the right time for peace (or a new time piece). Apparently, at no other time during the past 60 years has peace really been an appropriate option for the MiddleEast, but this is the right time. Oh wait, damn it, Condi always screws up daylight savings time, she set her watch back an hour! Maybe next year we will work for peace; "on with the nukes race and threats to attack Iran!", Mizz Sec. of State cries out, creating some of the worst wind storms Europe has seen in years.

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