Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Pot! Kettle! Red, White and Asphyxiated-blue



Here's the press story: "President Bush on Tuesday criticized the handling of Saddam Hussein's execution, saying it looked like "kind of a revenge killing" that had eroded the American public's faith in the Iraqi government."


After receiving criticism from Bush about their handling of the execution of Saddam Hussein and his brother, Iraq's leadership responded with the following statement:

"Talk to the non-severed hand, Mr. USA! Of course it was a revenge killing! It's what you told us to do- you said no one would notice, just like claiming we owned the non-existent weapons of mass (Iraqi) destruction! Now, once you can fix the war and oil prices, stabilize our government, get your troops out of our country then you can bitch about how tight we tie our ropes! At least we follow through with our death penalties in a timely manner!"

Oh yeah, fix your (brother's Florida) execution problems before you complain about ours! and shouldn't you be worried about Americans faith in your government?"

Cheers- Iraq

PS...how are those oil stocks performing?

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