This Fourth of July, be loud and proud of your rights, do a lap-dance!
Apparently, under an intriguing interpretation of Oregon’s state constitution, the justice system ruled that lap-dances are protected as freedom of speech. Crap, Anna Nicole, might truly have been a Shakespearean scholar if we had just known how to interpret her speech patterns! Maybe she wasn’t just a money-grubbing floozy; she was a fluid conversationalist! Shake that bon-bon!
This brings on a whole new meaning to body language! It’s good to know that there are still sensible folks in judicial positions, what with Bush’s court leaning back to the Stone Age. With some of the recent ruling from the Supreme Court ya might just be expecting Wilma Flintstone to be a justice!
So go out and celebrate and remember to save a lap-dance for the one you love the most! Just remember, those dollar tips now mean you are helping to fund a children’s book!
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